Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

Role Play

A sacred ritual in which how furries communicate which each other.

Role play example:

Furry 1: *Purrrs*
Furry 2: Gets Intrigued

by sqd.boii.hours October 15, 2019

Played out

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.

Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."

by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020

Bread Play

1st rule of bread play don’t be racist
2nd rule of bread play don’t eat the bread after

Hey chad wanna go to my house and do some bread play but don’t be racist and don’t eat the bread

by Yeast party January 21, 2020

playing in dandelions

when someone likes asian people

“i like playing in the snow, wbu?”
“i like playing in the mud, wbu?”
“i like playing in dandelions”

by exceptionallywhite February 28, 2025

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014