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Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship
Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston
by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023
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Chris

A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris
Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.
by ReeeeMaster November 1, 2018
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Chris Prime

Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.
Ultichris Prime is so much more Superior than Chris Prime
by Barbruh January 26, 2021
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dr. chris taub

by poopypants339 December 27, 2011
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Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.
"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"
by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023
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Chris

A very depressed guy. He can be happy when he see' s his soul mate. He's not afraid to be flirty in a sexual way and girls don't mind that. He is in the middle of hot and decent.
Chris-"I will slap you thigh and you WILL moan(wink wink)."
Chris-"I had to wear long sleeves for a reason."
by 0018638 September 19, 2018
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Chris

is the dumbest person I have ever met and often mean to people name Toni
chris.. what dick
by toni23119 September 27, 2020
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