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dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.
Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.
by Telephony August 15, 2020
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herp dogs

A slang term for the STD herpies, or genital warts. Obviously someting you do not want to contract.
I nailed this stripper hoe last week and she gave me the herp dogs. Now i gotta get sum once a day Valtrex to prevent breakouts.
by Russ Bus January 19, 2006
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Dog Hash

Dried dogshit, i.e. What I pass off as marijuana and sell to you when you're completely wasted. I'll tell you it's a special blend from some place exotic like Maui, but it won't be. Actually, it'll be the morning ploppings of the neighbor's doberman (if I can get close enough!).
Guy: What did you do last night?

Me: Payed off some school loans son! Been selling dog hash since 5 pm!
by Big Wave Dave May 17, 2006
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Scotch Dog

When a man and a dog do a sexual activity in a cardboard box whilst a man fucks a scotch pie in a seperate box.
"Scoot and Dave had scotch dog last night, I heard them through the wall!"
by lorraine lorraine February 6, 2008
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trade dogs

There are two distinct definitions, or methods of trading dogs.

The adjective "trade dogs" comes from the early to mid high school years, where young children used code to define when they would like to swing their fists. It was often used as a threat to extort lunch money or prey on poor defenseless nerds, while slamming them upon the hard metal surface of a locker.

At this point in time, this term is used as a greeting, completely meaningless inside joke or meme between friends. In this respect, to trade dogs can mean anything from joining a raiding party in World of Warcraft, to hanging out and smoking weed. It is absolutely imperative to use CAPS when trading dogs in this manner.
Example 1
Bully: Hey punk.. wanna trade dogs?
Nerd: HAHAH what?
Bully: *swings at nerd*

Example 2
Tornizzle: YO MANG WANNA TRADE DOGZZZ?
Dwingo: YA WHAT YOU GOT
Tornizzle: I GOT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Dwingo: Okay um, where are we raiding dude?
by Tornizzle December 7, 2007
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Dog Locked

A vigorous bout of love making concluding with the participating couple becoming locked together.
Gordon and Pete had become Dog Locked. A bucket of cold water was required to break them apart.
by r2d3 December 19, 2008
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stud dog

A stud puppy is commonly referred to as a "stud dog". A puppy becomes a stud dog when the owner thinks this male dog is good enough for breeding. A good stud dog is one that's free of genetic faults and illnesses.
Out of the 12 puppies in the litter, Marco is the stud dog. Marco is the strongest, most active, and healthiest. Marco has the best genetic traits
by J&J TaBi November 22, 2018
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