The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).

Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"

The Estonian jackhammer by The isis November 12, 2014

The moons just a slice away 

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

The moons just a slice away by James E. Robert October 4, 2015

The Scrappy Johnson 

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

The Scrappy Johnson by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015

The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

The awkward jog of gratitude by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

The Kadoka Jiggers 

When a guy cums on your chest and then washes it off by peeing on you.

Last night Mary let Joseph give her The Kadoka Jiggers.

The Kadoka Jiggers by ginganinja67 June 3, 2016

The brown jug 

It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle

Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug

The brown jug by B.jug March 2, 2017

The Adam Jones 

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.

The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !

The Adam Jones by Patscorch May 10, 2017