September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

septon

You have a wet pussy and you need to get fucked

I need septon

by strawhat April 22, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023

Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.

George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.

by RoughSable May 6, 2023

Sephiroth

Lived, had a mental break down, served cunt, died, reincarnated, served cunt (again), died (again)

Person A : Tell me the Sephiroth timeline

Person B : Lived, had a mental break down, served cunt, died, reincarnated, served cunt (again), died (again)

by ffstrife May 7, 2023

Sepratate

(v) - what separatists do to secede from one's country

Those separatists are trying to sepratate from Spain.
You're not allowed to sepratate from this country without the country and the UN's permission.

by Joey2dope May 11, 2023