half of a sandwich. semi-sandwiches are usually made by cutting the bread in half, then putting in the other stuff.
person1: I'm hungry but I don't think I could finish a whole sandwich. person2: You should just have a semi-sandwich.
by Jarvis123 August 24, 2009
Get the semi-sandwichmug. A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
Get the secret sandwichmug. "I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Sandwichmug. 2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.
Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich
by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021
Get the hangover sandwichmug. A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
by hary dicksack March 10, 2017
Get the asscrack sandwichmug. The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.
"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."
by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017
Get the Deal Sandwichmug. When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
Get the Oklahoma Sandwichmug.