Elf syndrome

being acting or looking like an
the elf that is being black with pointy ears and is named mike

yo whut up in the keebler house

by sizzle February 27, 2003

Asperger's Syndrome

Something in today's advanced world you would think would have at least a medical treatment for it, even a cure.

"Tha guy looking for a cure for Asperger's Syndrome, do you reckon he has it himself"?

by youdon'tknowme! May 24, 2012

cyberscreeninsert syndrome

A Special Disorder Where Teenage Boys Find It Compulsive To Turn Everything Said On Messenger Into A Sexual Reference.

It Is Of My Understanding That People Names Connor Are Particularly Good At This.

'-insert what i meant here-'

'i'd rather insert my penis'

'dude you have cyberscreeninsert syndrome'

by hydrosander August 30, 2009

Bowling Syndrome

Being late and reassuring the person that you will be there soon.

2:26pm (bowling: I'll be there in an hour)
3:41pm (bowling: I'll be there at 4:15)
4:19pm (bowling: I'll be there in 20)
and so on hence, "Bowling Syndrome"

by Dusty - Deeez Nuttts February 20, 2010

Asholeperger Syndrome

Asholeperger Syndrome - a behavioral disorder characterized by difficulties in social interaction, a single-minded self absorption, a lack of a sense of humor and hyper-critical outbursts. This behavior may be a result of undiagnosed Asperger syndrome, or the person might just be an asshole.

She spent a breathless hour on the phone yakking about her day, only pausing to rag on every member in her family. I am not sure if she has Asperger syndrome, or if she is just an asshole, so let's just say she has Asholeperger Syndrome.

by mdphoto June 8, 2011

Salers syndrome

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.

"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."

by Jean Claude du boredguy August 4, 2008

dog syndrome

an adjective, someone who dogs out people a lot;similar to dog act

"damn laura's always dogging me out.such a bitch"

"yea i know right?she got the dog syndrome"

by nanabananana August 17, 2008