(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.
I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!
Or
I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
Or
I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
by Oozma Kappa April 08, 2021
A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.
by ForeplayOnDrugs January 22, 2019
The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo
Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.
by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021
Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'
by Avababe gravy October 02, 2016
Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"
Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"
Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"
by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009
While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
by Kingjared420 November 15, 2004
When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.
by That shexy thang May 09, 2010