bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 5, 2020

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.

Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?

by JasonD May 4, 2015

Playing Popsicle

Giving someone a blowjob

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."

by siktrik January 10, 2022

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017