Penis Stud

A roommate who has flames self tattooed on his penis.

Roomy1: Check out this tattoo!
Roomy2: Your such a Penis Stud!

by MCgendraft November 20, 2013

Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008

Awesome Penis

Awesome Penis: prounouced pey-nis

Simply a statement used to describe something awesome.

Will: I finally banged that chic in my writing class!
Shawn: That's awesome penis!

by Shwilliam May 20, 2010

Penis ants

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

by Bidds February 3, 2012

Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

penis captain

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.

That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain

by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011