soldier penis

When a man masturbates so much that it forms blisters, and later after forms calises on his penis.

Girl A: wow look at his biseps!

Girl B: I bet he has a soldier penis...

by I <3 justin bieber November 4, 2010

Penis Stud

A roommate who has flames self tattooed on his penis.

Roomy1: Check out this tattoo!
Roomy2: Your such a Penis Stud!

by MCgendraft November 20, 2013

Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008

Penis ants

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

by Bidds February 3, 2012

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

cheesy penis

When you are trying to get wip cream but you accidentally grab spray cheese and spray it on your dick to make things kinky

So Steve accidentally grabbed the spray cheese least night instead of wip cream, it tasted hecka nastttty.

He gave that cheesy penis...

by saggytaco March 12, 2015

duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017