national apple day

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)

national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy

by chapplesroan March 2, 2025

National Takchit Day

takchit day is on 2 july and today is the day where u abuse your friends 🥰

yo wtf today is NATIONAL TAKCHIT DAY

by big toilet paper February 27, 2021

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

National Maguire day

A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman

May 3rd

Me-Did you look at the date today

Mr.Tunawombocombo- No

Me- it's national Maguire day

by Canibinoid420 November 2, 2021

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

National Kameron Day

Everyday is Kameron Day.

"Hey you know what day is it today?"
"No, what is it?"
"It's National Kameron Day! Show everyone your favorite Kameron!"

by MrManTheDude February 15, 2023

National Couples Day

Post your Wife/Girlfriend on your story On September 19

Happy National Couples Day My Love

by Puffsanty00 September 19, 2021