Monkey Kid

When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child

1."SHUT UP YOU MONKEY KID."

2."Ayo, this kid be lookin like a monkey my guy"

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020

Jumble Monkey

almost the same as a brain damaged monkey but less worse

my brother is a jumble monkey

by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

Kraut Monkey

When a German is trying to teach an American their language, but they keep mispronoucing everything.

"Allie tried to teach Derick German, but he is obviously a Kraut Monkey."

by AMS101 August 5, 2020

pump monkey

A guy who lifts heavy weights, a lot, usually in the gym.

"I'm gonna lift with the pump monkeys. Be back later."

by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020

Stupid monkey

A kid who can’t ever fucking shut up. Like, at all. Their insults are stupid things like “poo poo face” and other things that wouldn’t offend a first grader. They are the epitome of worthless.

Person one: oh my god shut uppppp. You are the definition of a stupid monkey.

Person two: oh my god I’m in the dictionary??

by angry and hungry August 15, 2020

monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020