u mom gay

the best answer to any conflict and can only be beaten with no u.

guy 1: u mom gay
guy 2: u dad lesbian
guy 1: u sister a mister
guy 2: u brothers ur mother
guy 1:u granny tranny
guy 2: u grandpap a trap
guy 1: u family tree lgbt
guy 2:NO U
guy 1: *fucking dies*

by Karen the kid abducter March 28, 2019

your mom on a stick

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....

me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!

by joe/ jake wismann January 29, 2008

Fuck my mom

A phrase used to express extreme dislike for someones actions, or to shut some one up.

Person 1: You're doing a pretty bad job at rolling that joint.
Person 2: How about you go fuck my mom. Huh? Just go fuck my mom.
Person 1:huh?

by Fenner August 21, 2006

call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

by Jules P. December 28, 2007

Georgia mom bath

expression implying that a psycho mom is going to or has killed her kid most likely by drowning them in the tub, based on the fact that whenever you hear about said crime it always seems to be in Georgia or a state just like it

1. "So on 'Lost' what do you think happened with Kate and Aaron?"
"I don't know man she looked really crazed. Maybe she gave him a Georgia mom bath."

2. "My wife's been acting bat shit lately. It's like any day now: Georgia mom bath."

3. "Sometimes when my kids won't shut the fuck up I threaten them with a Georgia mom bath."

by ThaBodomKIlla February 20, 2009

single chat mom

A lady who goes to chat rooms who is a single lady and has kids.

Nickee is a single chat mom.

by StephenB September 13, 2008

nom-mom-nom

the act of eating ... when it involves that of munching on a milf.

the other night this cougar bitch let me get all nom-mom-nom on her and it was great until her kid came in to the room after wetting the bed.

by joey jr. April 19, 2009