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Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face
I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.
by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007
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Laundry Fart

The occurence when wearing clean pants and letting one rip causes the delightful smell of detergent.
G: MMM.... smell that laundry fart?
S: Yep... what kind of bounce sheets do you use again?
by samayle rairn April 6, 2009
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double fart

A fart that was meant to be farted out once, but some of the odor is trapped in the ass so you need another fart to clear it all out.
I intended to fart after eating the BLT, but it became a double fart.
by igonnafuajyama November 2, 2014
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phantom fart

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out
Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('
by chicken ming wing April 1, 2017
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lonesome fart

a fart that the human race will never know the smell of, for nobody can smell their own fart. We will never have proof what it smells like. Does it smell bad? Does it smell like a garden of roses? Does it smell like cookie dough? The world will never know! Because when someone lets a lonesome fart pass between their buttcheeks nobody is around them to hear it. In other words, a lonesome fart is when you cut the cheese when nobodys around.
After the bean and burrito party had ended and all of the guests had left, Marissa let out a lonesome fart.
by Princess of Beans February 22, 2004
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Pop-fart

A sort of parody off 'Pop-tarts'...A flatulent that comes so fast it pops out of the toaster (Butt) with incredible ferocity.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Afflect's face off. Nice!"
by Melvin_Lover August 16, 2006
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fart-knocker

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation
My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.
by amDawn January 22, 2009
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