Boston cream

A Boston cream is when an individual consumes an entire pack of Oreos the night before having sex. He then shits in his hand, and smears it on the lady's fupa In a cake decoration type way, and proceeds to give her a creampie.

My date looked like she loved doughnuts, so I gave her a Boston cream.

by Phunkyspunk September 29, 2022

Frost cream

Frost cream is when you have sex in the freezing cold.

Yo all nine members of slipknot frost creamed in my ass the other day

by shermlizbad September 30, 2022

my balls sour cream

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.

"Broo my balls sour cream"

by Sleepyboibear October 1, 2022

Cream dream

When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.

Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates in a woman who passed out sun tanning.

When we were in Mexico my girlfriend passed out on the beach and I totally gave her a Boston cream pie

by Herpesislove October 5, 2022

Shot and creamed

to be shot with a weapon or sorts and ejaculated on.

“chris’s grandma got shot and creamed”

by sssamoanfartknocker3000 October 17, 2022

barbarian cream

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it

Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!

by Olhatch October 19, 2022