the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021

The bird

The Bird is a slang for the
Middle finger.
When you show someone the bird, you flip them off.

Man 1: "Can ya believe it Jason flipped me of after I tried to help him!"
Man 2: "Ah that ungrateful god-damn asshole showed you The bird"

by Repic August 8, 2022

Bird

“My bird” or “Bird” is usually someone’s mother or guardian over someone’s life. Bird is the female slang version of “mother”.

“On my bird it’s hot outside!”

“On my bird I don’t mess with him/her.”

“On my bird you got me f’ed up!”

by SlangDeffiniton__. April 23, 2022

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017