wet enchilada

when your dick is small and looks flacid

*send unsolicited dick pic*
your dick looks like a wet enchilada.

by nikki024 April 10, 2022

Wet Pokémon

A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.

Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."

by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018

wet

when someone’s too much. like their just too much. everything they do is too much. they talk too much, they did that too much, they do everything in way that is way too much.

isabelly: *rubbing her mf crystals*
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals

isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway

by nia.mp4 June 22, 2021

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

Wet Mile Club

Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski

While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.

by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021

Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).

Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?

by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020

Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.

Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??

by P1nx__ December 4, 2023