fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

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"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 06, 2023

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nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

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A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 09, 2023

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when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 02, 2018

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1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping

Jesus Cruz your the best.

by ...12...... April 04, 2018

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