Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Wet

Something that’s new, profound, or cool. Often used in a reactionary way to hearing something else.

“Did you hear about aquaman?”
“Yeah that movie is wet”

by Calsla January 4, 2019

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.

I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.

by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019

hot wet bomb

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related

I just made a hot wet bomb on him

by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

Wet Marker

When a guy cums on his girlfriends/boyfriends belly button and they slurp it out with a straw

Babe let me give you a wet marker.

by Lil Mucchi June 13, 2018

wet high five

When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.

Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?

by Gfhiyh June 22, 2018