The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
by monkeyknuckles94 January 04, 2010
Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 02, 2011
"my brain is saying that I'm worthless and will never be good enough for anyone..... It must be stupid brain."
by KittyCatDes January 06, 2025
by Root Seal, Root Root August 08, 2018
The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
This patient experienced Brain Scope 1
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
Poorly articulated ideas puked onto a notepad in bad handwriting containing potential for future academic research studies, saved for later.
Here's some brain puke for a comparative study of criminality and sociality in the context of community.
by DorkWithADHD June 12, 2024