American dysphoria

American dysphoria- Hating being american, wanting more spice.

“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!

by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023

American level

A phrase used to describe the intelligence possessed by residents of the U.S., due to the obvious fact that Americans are whiny, stupid, gullible people who have the most inadequate heath care system on the planet, and also tend to "go all Tourettes Guy" on the most insignificant of situations. Boy, how fucked up are those douches?!

NOTE: This phrase should/does not apply to legal, illegal, or semi-illegal immigrants, as America is not their official birthplace...and if it is, well then, we bid you good luck with your otherwise shitty life!!!

Time to apply some 'American level' decision-making!

by Comedy on Wheels December 5, 2010

American language

What people who speak English speak
Another word for British or English

I wish I could talk another language but American language some days

by 459395 February 19, 2022

American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.

Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky

by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018

so American

Either one of the following:

(1) performatively macho
(2) culinarily incompetent
(3) so Florida
(4) Loud/exaggerated/overhyped

(1) School shootings are so American — why is anyone surprised that they happen much more often in the US than in the rest of the world?

(2) That attempt at making tacos is so American, it's disgusting.

(3) The bay Mar-a-Lago club is just so American.. to the point of cringe.
(4) Those tourists are so American.

by rorrzo October 23, 2025

americans

Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.

Britfag: I hate the bloody americans so much!!! they all fat slobs!!!
yankfag: Seethe.

by Tibonezone March 9, 2023

norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america

"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."

by The Bendu October 6, 2017