Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.
" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"
by Astromonotical May 18, 2019
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jizz on the brain

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"
by Pinguino25 October 02, 2017
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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
by November 18, 2020
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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 09, 2021
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Yee-Haw Brain

noun

1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity

2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.

3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".

Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".

Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"

Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."

Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021
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sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.
Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells
by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020
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