shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
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roll your quaters

To place an assortment of quarters into rolls, organize your quarters.
Man, I wish you wouldn't roll your quarters in the car....
by Werther November 20, 2002
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human rolling pin

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.
Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.
by Nipplehorny June 05, 2011
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rock n roll

a lifestyle or somesort designed on the kenny
: your so more roll than rock

: shut ur face
by KickArseKenny November 26, 2004
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roll you up in a katamari

When you love someone so much, you never want to let them go
Oh man, you are adorable. I just want to roll you up in a katamari!
by Summah February 08, 2006
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Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.
by ForeplayOnDrugs January 22, 2019
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