pocket stuffing

when you stuff your pockets full of shit piss barf and more

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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

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A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

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Back Pocket Bookie.

1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.

White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.

by Sasophraso June 29, 2011

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Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

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Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

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