Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.

You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?

by Rone4 March 5, 2024

Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.

When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.

by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Boner

A bone in chicken wing

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets

by jhoka September 13, 2020

Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024