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Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.
You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?
by Rone4 March 5, 2024
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Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016
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moaner boner

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.
by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016
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Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.
When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.
by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017
mugGet the Boner Boutmug.

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
by Chazmataz December 23, 2014
mugGet the Boner sonarmug.

Boner

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets
by jhoka September 13, 2020
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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