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Chocolate Milk

you bang a mom and you suck on her titties and get milk from them. Then go and spit it into her ass and eat her ass out and drink the ‘chocolate milk’
You know Stacy's mom, yeah she gave me some of that Chocolate Milk
by Mario's_pitcrew July 30, 2021
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shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".
"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."
by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023
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Milked Up

The result of drinking or eating large quantities or dairy products, making you so full of milk to extreme levels
"I'm so milked up milked up right now"
by My milk man May 4, 2025
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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
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Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
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Break The Milk

Breaking the leftover semen on the end of your penis after intercourse/masturbation with pee.
Well done baby, I’m just going to go break the milk.”
by BathTimeCalculator August 20, 2021
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Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months
donny found out that lucas has been Ice milk grazing
by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024
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