BANANAISM

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.

Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!

by Quirop-x August 10, 2024

Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.

I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!

by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020

Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

little banana

a smaller than average penis

some say that a little banana is ok with you know how to use it

by oknow June 21, 2018

Julia Banana

It’s basically a blonde person,which is in love with Reuben but it’s too scared to speak to him.Julia Banana is also someone that made E cry,3 times,Banana also tries to steal her dad’s weed frequently,but never succeeded,she came from Poland and would rather kill a dog then a person.🅿️

Julia Banana thinks about masturbation 99.9% of the time.

by zieggs January 22, 2022