Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.

I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!

by mika6969 July 20, 2024

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.

“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”

by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020

big bird

rapist, child chaser.
he likes 'em real young.

roses are red, obey your master
the children were fast
but big bird was faster...

by Wywydaboss420 November 10, 2018

throw some lemonade on the bird

No current definition, but according to a comment in a chuggaaconroy video, it is "an urban dictionary term," so lets make it a reality!

I'm positive "throw some lemonade on the bird" is an Urban Dictionary term.

by sussybakastyle August 21, 2022

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

by Huthost March 20, 2020

Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.

What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.

by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020

fat bird

just......a fat bird

Patricia: hey look its a fat bird!
Nancy: sooo cool

by Skye is a fat bird-w- October 28, 2020