Drug Cartels and taco shells

What Donald Trump thinks Mexico with full of.
Trump: 'we need to build an wall; in which, Mexico will pay for it, to stop Drug Cartels and taco shells.
by EmJayee January 06, 2021
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You're my sexy juice taco!

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"
"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch
by Bowser Bill October 20, 2011
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You Bought Us Taco Bell

To earn the trust of a person, group, gang or clique by buying them Taco Bell, usually done while hanging out or partying.
You guys are fucking cops!? Wha..we partied together man, you bought us taco bell.
by musicjunkie June 19, 2014
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I'm gonna need Taco Bell

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
by Liobird August 15, 2009
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taco bell shit pussy

my girlfriend had this before and she shat all over my face

i shitted me self also
joe: my girlfriend fucking taco bell shit pussy all over my dick and now its brown forever.
bob: i hate niggers!
by beanerhub July 14, 2023
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Tropical Storm Taco Orgasim

When you put olive oil on a flour tortilla, wrap it around your penis and go outside in a 40 mph ttropical storm wind and turn sideways to the wind. The wind will cause the tortilla to spin fast around your cock creating a Tropical Storm Taco Orgasim. If u do not orgasim you can go inside to your better half still wrapped. Your better half can then give you a Taco blowjob.
Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, we got a break, the hurricane was downgraded to a tropical storm. Lets get the olive oil and flour tortillas , go outside and get a Tropical Storm Taco Orgasim!
by SJL123 August 02, 2020
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