string bean tits

A pair of breasts that are very thin and shriveled like a string-bean. They typically droop down significantly and makes the affected woman look flat because they are so fucking thin. To avoid insulting a female with these type of tits, they can be referred to as a set of SBT's in public.
Did you see Caroline in that bathing suit? She has a nasty set of string bean tits. I bet her husband is banging a hot chick on the side with real tits and a firm ass.
by Rohja May 21, 2008
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Calm Yo Tits

Girl: I AM MAD WITH THIS MATH TEACHER!!! SHE GAVE ME 70 IN MY REPORT CARD!!
Girl2: Calm yo tits.
by mi19 February 26, 2011
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Smurf Her Tits

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
by the charlie January 17, 2009
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thats tits

disapointed at a meaning,the look of a certain figure,or situation
i thought that chick was hot but when she turned around i thought to myself, thats tits
by miguelbhotohair December 27, 2007
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Mr. Tit Money

Anagram of Mr. Tit Money himself, Mitt Romney. He aspires to be Mr. Tit Money, President of The United States of America, the biggest tit of them all, and the most money.
"Hey did you vote today?"
"Oh yeah"
"Who?"
"Mr. Tit Money"
"Yeah he's pretty money."
by Ms. Tit Money January 04, 2012
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tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.
Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.
by Philip the person December 28, 2008
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Tits McGee

Nickname used to describe a female friend who is constantly putting down males. Can also describe a woman in PMS.
Aaron: Man, did you hear Angie earlier? She kept telling me I was scum, and to be ashamed of my man-parts!

Leon: Oh great, here comes Tits McGee.
by lordacro January 23, 2007
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