chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

White People Energy

The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.

That ignorant motherfucker has white people energy.

by treuaquarious August 29, 2025

White People

They dont exist

Lamar" hey have you seen that one white guy Andrew?"
Kyrie" No you dumbass nigga white people don't exist

by Imacracker2.0 April 3, 2022

old people

old people

old people

by fhht September 6, 2023

National non binary people meowing day

March 18th

"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"

by Irishman732 March 18, 2023

Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love

LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"

by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025

International Throw Petite People Day

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st

Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead

by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025