crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

gook shit

Cheaply made manufactured good from China. Knock-off copies of name brand merchandise made in China. Example: Cheap batteries that look exactly like a Duracell, but called Dynacell.

1)That tool looks really cheap! Is it gook shit?
2)Make sure it's not gook shit!

by darkmushroom April 6, 2005

Beer Shit

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

by Microphone February 12, 2006

like shit

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

by DMVkid January 10, 2014

Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone

Damn it, I just got shit on

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

shit shiner

Person who licks fecal matter

That girl Rimmed my ass and shined my shit, she is a real shit shiner

by Doughboymd January 14, 2014

Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.

Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."

by nyc345 August 16, 2023