Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

Potato salad

Eating pussy

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.

by Addadicktome May 18, 2021

Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

Potatoes

Potatoes are ✨ gawds ✨ they are a m a z i n g! You have to respect them!

I love potatoes

by _-GiGi-_ May 22, 2021

Potato

A absolute fucking moron. Or a fat cunt

You got a 0 on that test what a potato

Jay couldn't fit through the door what a fucking potato

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021