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Mushy-Poops

The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.

1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.

Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."

2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.

Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).

3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.
Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!
by Wackatron August 11, 2008
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Poop Purse

another name for a chick's ass
she emptied her poop purse onto the glass coffee table I was under
by Rod Fury May 19, 2006
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Poop Dollar

“Ahhh baby the way you got the poop dollar in my dick.”
by itsamarething November 15, 2019
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Poop Envy

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.
I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!
by Shoppa June 2, 2009
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hipster poop

When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.
hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.

hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
by thatoneguy2938 December 28, 2011
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Poop Face

The disparaging I don't approve face that certain girls often make.
Bro 1: I don't think we're going to get to hang out with Roger anymore.

Bro 2: Yeah, as the wedding approaches Patricia's poop face will come out.
by cadwampus December 5, 2011
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poop soup

noun: a hopeless or desparate situation, similar to s**t's creek.
May also be used as an adjective.
The tornado left the entire town in poop soup. (noun)
Now we're as poop soup pour as a third world country.(adj)
by jeniM June 6, 2011
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