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Mushy-Poops

The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.

1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.

Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."

2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.

Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).

3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.
Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!
by Wackatron August 11, 2008
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poop soup

noun: a hopeless or desparate situation, similar to s**t's creek.
May also be used as an adjective.
The tornado left the entire town in poop soup. (noun)
Now we're as poop soup pour as a third world country.(adj)
by jeniM June 6, 2011
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Poop Purse

another name for a chick's ass
she emptied her poop purse onto the glass coffee table I was under
by Rod Fury May 19, 2006
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poop jump

When a person jumps in to a body of water pooping in mid-air.
A man poop jumps off the 40 foot cliff.
by gonzo of woony July 28, 2011
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dog in a poop

a kid who is annoying and masterbaits to harambe and fucks himself in the handicap parkinglot with a sandpaper dildo
a kid at our school is a dog in a poop
by dog in poop January 28, 2017
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Poop Dollar

“Ahhh baby the way you got the poop dollar in my dick.”
by itsamarething November 15, 2019
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Poop Envy

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.
I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!
by Shoppa June 2, 2009
mugGet the Poop Envymug.

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