p bouncers

When a teddy has both ears and a tail he is invulnerable to any harm if they only have either a tail or ears they have only bouncers meaning they can’t control when they become invulnerable!

“Hey your teddy is cute does he have p bouncers?”
“Yes”

by No-media October 29, 2023

P-Hole

PCP's equivalent of a K-Hole

Despite warnings, Tim decided to P-Hole and lost contact with reality.

by Cosmic Breeze November 1, 2023

The 3 P’s

Piss, poo and pain.

I love sex but I’m not in to the 3 P’s - no piss, poo or pain, thanks.

by WikiPeedo November 5, 2023

tito doble p

A mexican artist who makes corridos

tito doble p has really good songs

by vxxbz November 8, 2023

Generation P

A satirical label that should be in use instead of "Generation Z" because that generation's behaviors begin with "P". They are Pussies, they have Pity Parties, expect Participation awards pushers, Perpetrate the rich or caucasian, Pseudoword Producers, Pessimistic Protestors, Progressive Preachers, Posers, Pathetic, Pushing Policies for the 2% Population. Picketers, Punishers, Pacified, Perturbed

Generation P is so used to getting trophies just for participating. I heard one kid crying at the office because his email said "Thanks for your input," but he didn't get a certificate he could frame for it!

by Pixie Dynamo November 8, 2023

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Anyone who type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, zxacsqvdwbfengrmhtjykuliop and any other hidden keyboard triggers imaginable. If you turn on your computer on Saturdays then you increased the amount of boredom then you just type everywhere on your keyboard; up to down instead of left to right.

Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*

by Dang Hoang November 9, 2023

P

The sweetest most genuine friend who you instantly clicked with. The kind of person that walk into your life like they've always been there, and just fits in your life. Their presence brings out the best version of you, with their presence “burning into your soul forever”.

Hey do you know P?
Yeah, she's the best!

by CBF - P's BFF November 13, 2023