crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

gook shit

Cheaply made manufactured good from China. Knock-off copies of name brand merchandise made in China. Example: Cheap batteries that look exactly like a Duracell, but called Dynacell.

1)That tool looks really cheap! Is it gook shit?
2)Make sure it's not gook shit!

by darkmushroom April 6, 2005

Beer Shit

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

by Microphone February 12, 2006

like shit

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

by DMVkid January 10, 2014

Nitro-Shit

Nitro-Shit is a word that defines anything and everything freakin' awesome. It can be used interchangably with the word Sugartits. It is the definition of the cool.

Dave- "Whoa that was so awesome holy balls you just kicked Andrew in the balls that was hilarious and everything good ever!"

Hunter- "Yea it was pretty Nitro-Shit."

by hseabaugh June 29, 2009

shitting ourselves

A term indicating that one's anxiety, fear or laughter has risen to the extent that one is no longer able to control their bowels and therefore releases them.

''The teacher came down the hallway and we were shitting ourselves because we knew he was going to start giving out''

''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''

by Mekko September 29, 2009

Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.

Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.

by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010