Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.

Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.

Michael Bowers by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020

Michael 

Great guy lovable and hot at and also me

Michael is so cute

Michael by Pikachumpe January 1, 2021

michaelsexual 

someone who is in love with Michael Clifford from 5 seconds of summer

Person 1: Hey do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Person 2: Actually I’m michaelsexual.

michaelsexual by valntyne_ January 5, 2021

Michaelsexual 

Michael Langdon the antichrist in American Horror Story is my only sexuality he’s the hottest devil son alive

Person “Hey girl you wanna date?”
Girl “No bitch i’m michaelsexual i’ll only date you if your a hot antichrist 🙄”

Michaelsexual by Michaels Whore January 7, 2021

Michael 

He loves da cuddles and da kisses and da sweepy time

i <3 (.) (.)

Da cuddles for da bby Michael

Michael by MeNoLike Sweepy time January 12, 2021

Michael 

A absolute sex god with a 15 inch dick ready to seduce any female in a 10 mile radius

Fuck me harder michael

Michael by Skeeppeep January 18, 2021

Michael Chen simp

Someone who simps. And I mean simps for Michael Chen 100%.
They love McPlayGt with all their heart.

Person 1: Yoooo have you seen McPlayGt’s recent tiktok?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?

Person 1: hahah, how did you know?

Michael Chen simp by suka<3 January 19, 2021