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Mexican sloppy jose

A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand
For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose
by Handy mat July 19, 2019
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Mexican bubble bath

Mexican bubble bath, When you sit in a mud puddle and fart
by Littleweiners February 1, 2020
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Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.
Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.
by Accio Wine September 22, 2016
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Slovak Mexican food

A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard
Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me
by Casvačina December 14, 2021
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Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
by SaraMrk June 25, 2021
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mexican spring roll

by Digglemydigglet January 25, 2013
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Mexican Car Stereo

What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:

A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.

Or:

B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.

Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!

Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*

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by Mark H November 18, 2006
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