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happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat
by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023
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happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.
Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”
by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023
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Happy

Happy UwU
by MaskedMonkey June 5, 2023
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Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023
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Happy Joe's

Happy Joe's is an American pizza parlor chain based in Bettendorf, Iowa. The restaurant chain was founded in 1972 by Lawrence Joseph "Happy Joe" Whitty, a former Shakey's Pizza manager. Their locations are spread out across the Midwestern and Southern United States,1 as well as the Middle East. The idea for the chain came from a combination of a pizza parlor and ice cream palace On September 15, 2022, the company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and would close several corporate-owned locations.
In 2022, Happy Joe's has plans to expand their operations to the Middle East and North Africa. They have plans to open at least 25 new restaurants across Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Morocco, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E. over the course of 10 years. The first locations the chain plans to open will be in Cairo, Egypt, where they had one previously
by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023
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happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023
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Happy To You!

An all-purpose spoken phrase to express sarcastic joy towards another person's lack of accomplishments.
Dean: "Hey Brent! I got a participation award for best participant!"
Brent: "Ooohhh. Happy to you!"
by Beatlebrent June 15, 2023
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