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A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
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The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.
Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?
by Wigman87 February 12, 2025
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Happiness

The word you try to get people to say because it will make them say penis in the second half.
Person 1: What were you feeling when you went to your first amusement park?

Person 2: I’d say happiness.

Person 1: Haha I made you say penis!
by Adonror April 23, 2020
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Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.
I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother
by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024
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