bitch in a half

when calling someone a "bitch" just isn't good enough,
fractions speak louder than words....

That teacher was a real bitch in a half today

(someone snaps at you for no apparent reason)
response: Well your a real bitch in a half today huh?

by sleep on the job December 13, 2010

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Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 18, 2011

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duce and a half

big six wheeled truck used by the military, also called a 6 by later to be replaced by the 7 ton

hey Corpral where is the duce and a half? you know that big pos gunny want me to take to the flight line and pick up the new boots in!

by roughriddingcleatus March 28, 2011

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Wait'll half

the time when any task short of life or death is completed on Sundays afternoons in the fall

wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?

daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??

by cosmofries November 13, 2011

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cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

by DeBen October 22, 2013

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