Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

cracking

fucking. as in to "crack open" a guy or gal

"how do you know her?"
"oh, i cracked her."

"on god im cracking that twink"

by emubirb July 16, 2025

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

kpop crack

A kpop discord server of LGBTQ+ wholesome* people who worship the song, "dkdk (pit-a-pat)" by fromis_9 on a daily basis**. They also constantly use bots in the wrong channels <3

Plus a bunch of mentally ill crackheads that will make a bunch of inside jokes you won't get.

*Warning: Mostly NOT wholesome.
**I'm not kidding. They're obsessed.

Kpop crack is a living fever dream.

by yourpseudonym23 December 31, 2020