Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

by Themanmythlegendbandit June 13, 2024

Chris

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

Cateye chris

Cateye chris is a special type of breed that builds hella clean trucks and pulls all the pussy with his LiFtEd TrOk

Cateye chris runs the truck scene

by Edp1285 December 6, 2021

Chris

So I know a chris and he went up to my friend and said ‘well at least my mum isn’t dying if cancer’. he is such an asshole and has the smallest pp. not even gonna lie

girl 1: “OMG CHRIS IS SO HOTTT“
girl 2:“ get over it, he is an actual asshole.”

by idiksnaysyifkfos July 10, 2020

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

chris in the kik chat

Sorry dude. He's just better than you.

Chris in the kik chat just is superior. Sorry.

by Chris from the kik chat July 17, 2018

chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}

brooo your sooo like chris

by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018