Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

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Chicken Face

The face a hungry (usually obese) girl makes when a roast chicken is laid on a dining table whilst she is refrained from eating it until everyone sits down and says grace.

This face can be described as bug eyed, very focussed on something, and usually salivating at the mouth.

Also used to describe the look on a persons face when they intensely desire something.

"Man look at that girl staring at the diamonds on sale at the jewellery store! She's got her chicken face on!"

by donkeymeat February 12, 2012

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Chicken flip

1. A slam on an object or person in which the object or person does a flip while in the process of being slammed.

2. A redneck version of a judo throw.

dude 1: did hear about Larry the cable guy beating up that crackhead?

dude 2: yeah he tried to stab him with a crack pipe so Larry chicken flipped him and knocked him out.

by pa-sushy July 21, 2011

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Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum

Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now

by Eileen and Prometheus January 21, 2019

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