50 Comment Slap

If something on facebook gets 50 comments, no matter what it is, the person who posts the 50th comment gets a slap from anyone else who had already commented.

(on a photo)
1- you look nice
2- amazing babes
3...
4...
49- And that is how we solve global warming
50- you raise a valid point but how can the goverment pay for that?
51- 50TH COMMENT! YOU GET A SLAAAPPP! 50 comment slap !

by Slapsouruz February 26, 2011

Dictionary slapped

It is when u get slapped with a huge old dictionary.

Billy: Hey Joe look over here.
Joe: Yes....
(Joe gets slapped with a dictionary)
Joe:What the hell was that for?!
Billy: You just got dictionary slapped!

by Mickie Dee's January 23, 2011

mega dick slap

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face

dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cool12 August 22, 2009

Slap a dick ugly

So fucking ugly that it is indescribable unless by an obscene phrase.

God dam she is slap a dick ugly

by Big ball man December 31, 2020

sprinkler system slap

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time

as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D

by shadow of life November 4, 2009

Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004