bush meet

When you’re in prison or jail volunteering on a forest fire and you meet up with your girlfriend in the middle of the forest for sex.

Joe: I arranged a bush meet for tomorrow!

Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.

by sergi0 April 27, 2024

Bush

caused 9/11

i told him bush caused 9/11 and he attacked my bush outside... not that bush, idiot.

by pretty homosexual April 4, 2019

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

bush borrie

A bush borrie . In Australia borrie is a name used for shit , poo. , crap ect so when shitting outdoors your doing a bush borrie . This usually leads to one using bark , leafs a sock ect to wipe there ass afterwards

" Did you hear what happen to Hayden the other night when he was doing a bush borrie ? "

" no what happened "

" well he was down the beach and used some poisonous plant to wipe his ass and burnt his asshole clean off "

by Crispy Cremes March 12, 2025

Bush

A guy with an unusual amount of hair. Usually has mood swings and gets weird haircuts. There is probably an animal hiding inside this persons hair, so be cautious.

His hair is so big, he’s such a bush.

His mood changed like a bush.

by EpicChucken January 1, 2020

Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina

Tom was bush-beating clair.

by dak280 March 23, 2020

Bush monster

When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.

Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.

by BushLover123 June 16, 2025