red choice

Making a dumb decision or a decision that you didn't put much thought into too.

Example:

Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?

Dad: That's a red choice son.

Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.

by yaboyczk@234459 July 27, 2018

red light

Taken, in a relationship. Not looking for a relationship

1: Do you have a boyfriend?
2: Yes, I’m a red light.

by ltsph1999 October 15, 2019

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

Red Submarine

When the guys penis turns red because the condom is too tight

Stacy: "Oh Claire did you and Mike get down to business?"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"

by noodleboodle January 31, 2017

girl in red?

commonly used on tiktok alt comments if the video creator is a woman, has short hair or dyed hair and a septum piercing

in tiktok comments
"girl in red?😍"

by pogville February 12, 2021

red balls

What happens to a man's testicles after they have been beaten for a constant 30 minutes or more. This can be done with fists, a baseball bat, etc.

John had some red balls after last night!
Matteo was going to get some red balls after Gia was finished with him.
April gave Zack some red balls after what he did.

by orua July 19, 2018

red drumsticks

when one girl takes out a tampon and insterts it into another girl

did you hear about kelsey? i guess her and ashley did red drumsticks, eww

by lhsbball March 5, 2011