your mother

something i banged

Jake:I banged your mother yesterday
Brian:But my mother is dead

by I wanna commit die January 11, 2022

Your brother a mother

Its the newest and most destructive of all the family members. Even if they don't got a brother they will be destroyed.

Frank: John, ur mom gay
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*

by Puss slayer 889 May 11, 2018

Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"

If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.

by sussy moment December 12, 2022

Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025