Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

Your mother

No u.
Basically if someone insults u saying "your mother" is a amazing way to put them in there place :>

Trump stan: your wrong

A normal person: your mother

by I don't have one sorry November 18, 2020

Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

Doing your mother

Longer version of doin ya mum

Person1:doing your mother
Person2:what

by Lynx is dum August 24, 2022

your mother

lovely woman, my wife

“i smashed your mother”

by anonymous December 28, 2022

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023